Colin Tedford

I saw 3 flying squirrels tonight! I didn’t get to see them glide, but they sure moved quickly up and down the tree and across to the one next to it.

2018-01-19

♫ “Too Funky In Here” by James Brown

“I need a little air freshener
under the drum
open up the window, y’all
let out some”

2018-01-11

Seeking bookshelf

Seeking a bookshelf, ideally 2′ wide by 6’–7′ feet tall, for free or cheap. Got one?

2018-01-04

Hoth Stuff

(To the tune of “Hot Stuff“)

Sittin’ here hearin’ my snowed-in neighbor
startin’ their snowblower that stalls
Shoveled out my plowed-in, buried driveway
glaring at the snow as it falls

Living in some Hoth stuff, baby, this evening
I mean some Hoth stuff, baby, tonight
Don’t want that Hoth stuff, baby, this evening
Gonna have some Hoth stuff, gonna have to shovel all night

(Apologies to Donna Summer)

2017-12-24

“The Yattering And Jack”

A Christmas story in which Beelzebub sends a little demon to harass a pickle salesman, Clive Barker’s “The Yattering And Jack” (season 4, episode 7 of Tales From The Darkside) is an odd delight.