Happy Backup Day! If you don’t have proper backups setup, why not at least copy everything to an external drive and browse the tips at World Backup Day today?
♫ “Back That Thang Up†by Rick Lawson
(This is a reverse knock-knock joke.)
(This is a reverse knock-knock joke.)
Knock, knock.
Go away! Now I have to disinfect my door. :(
How many rolls of toilet paper
How many rolls of toilet paper does it take to survive a pandemic?
ALL OF THEM
How many pandemic-deniers does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many pandemic-deniers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Fifty-one, in violation of the ban on large gatherings.
What’s the difference between COVID-19 and a baseball?
What’s the difference between COVID-19 and a baseball?
Catching a baseball is fun.
Why did the coronavirus cross the road?
Why did the coronavirus cross the road?
To infect the other side.
Coronavirus Limerick
There once was a coronavirus
which in a pandemic did mire us.
“Wash hands,†said the docs,
“and stay home in your socks
so the numbers infected won’t tire us.â€
I’d have never gotten that
“Wow, I’d have never gotten that [reference/play on words] without helpâ€, I thought, which is funny in retrospect because I was dreaming and so had “written†the thing myself.
♫ “Electro Boogie Encounterâ€
♫ “Dynamicsâ€
♫ “Dynamics†by Dom & Roland
Great atmosphere of mystery and scale, grounded by solid, intricate beats.
gravel
“[T]he United States is the world’s leading producer and consumer of gravel.†— https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravel#Modern_production
♫ “Christmas Trees For Breakfastâ€
♫ “Christmas Trees For Breakfast†by Request-A-Song.com
Both “Let It Snow†and “The Christmas Song
Both “Let It Snow†and “The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)†came from songwriters trying to take their minds off the heat of summer in 1945.
♫ “Frosty The Snowman†by Santa Sabbath
♫ “Frosty The Snowman†by Santa Sabbath (to the tune of “Paranoid†by Black Sabbath)
There’s a music video with lyrics.
(I think I heard of Santa Sabbath via Tim Hulsizer.)
Sorcery practice
Sorcery practice.