Happy Backup Day! If you don’t have proper backups setup, why not at least copy everything to an external drive and browse the tips at World Backup Day today?
♫ “Back That Thang Up” by Rick Lawson
(This is a reverse knock-knock joke.)
Go away! Now I have to disinfect my door. :(
How many rolls of toilet paper does it take to survive a pandemic?
ALL OF THEM
How many pandemic-deniers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Fifty-one, in violation of the ban on large gatherings.
What’s the difference between COVID-19 and a baseball?
Catching a baseball is fun.
Why did the coronavirus cross the road?
To infect the other side.
There once was a coronavirus
which in a pandemic did mire us.
“Wash hands,” said the docs,
“and stay home in your socks
so the numbers infected won’t tire us.”
“Wow, I’d have never gotten that [reference/play on words] without help”, I thought, which is funny in retrospect because I was dreaming and so had “written” the thing myself.
♫ “Electro Boogie Encounter” by Jonzun Crew
Another song that inspired a Before Sleep comic.
♫ “Dynamics” by Dom & Roland
Great atmosphere of mystery and scale, grounded by solid, intricate beats.
“[T]he United States is the world’s leading producer and consumer of gravel.” — https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravel#Modern_production
♫ “Christmas Trees For Breakfast” by Request-A-Song.com
Both “Let It Snow” and “The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)” came from songwriters trying to take their minds off the heat of summer in 1945.