A Christmas story in which Beelzebub sends a little demon to harass a pickle salesman, Clive Barker’s “The Yattering And Jack” (season 4, episode 7 of Tales From The Darkside) is an odd delight.
2017
“Butts On Fire” by Kristin Andreassen
♫ “Butts On Fire” by Kristin Andreassen
Instant winter classic. Stay warm this Xmas! :)
♫ “Patchwork” by Laurie Spiegel
♫ “Patchwork” by Laurie Spiegel
Nothing like a patchwork quilt on a snowy day. :)
Like UNIX, this lovely electronic music was made at Bell Labs in the 1970s.
Incoming transmission
A li’l jack-o’-lantern I carved
A ghost drawn by HR Giger?
Spirits on the move
The blood obelisk activates
My backup jack-o’lantern
♫ “That Doll Just Tried To Kill Me” by Zombina and the Skeletones
♫ “That Doll Just Tried To Kill Me” by Zombina and the Skeletones
A weird spirit
A strangely stagey cemetery
Spooky science
Any rumors of hauntings here are just stories
A spectral gaze
The wind spirits put gifts in my shoe while I camped
Mechagodzilla haiku
The light of sunset
on MechaGodzilla’s knees;
a skyscraper falls.
An unsettling barn
Eerie insect
Fun Phantoms
A ghostly dusk
Ghost Weather
The Haunted Coast
“The Signal-Man”
“The Signal-Man” by Charles Dickens is a great spooky story. In it, a man who runs the train signals in a cutting near a tunnel sees troubling phantoms that seem to foretell a disaster. The setting has a satisfying gloom that differs from the usual haunted house or castle.
A strange new light
Beyond The Gates and The Midnight Swim
“After a maybe-supernatural disappearance, estranged siblings come home to sort the affairs of their presumed-dead parent” — I recently watched both the “boy” and the “girl” versions of this movie plot.
In the “boy” version, Beyond The Gates (written by Stephen Scarlata and Jackson Stewart, and directed by Stewart), 2 brothers packing up their missing father’s video store find a VCR board game that seems to have spirited him away.
In the “girl” version, The Midnight Swim (written and directed by Sarah Adina Smith), 3 sisters connect their mother’s disappearance in the lake she loved to a local folk legend.
The situation in both films draws secrets and sorrows out of the siblings — some explained and some only hinted at. Both films feature movie technology in-story: Gates centers on the VCR game, and Swim is entirely filmed by one of the sisters. But despite the similarities, they feel very different from each other.
Beyond The Gates tells its story of grief, reconnection, and healing through the medium of VHS-era-inspired light schlock horror. It has some sketchy story logic, which is normal for pure schlock but somehwat undercut the emotional story for me as I wondered (for example), “Why don’t they rewind the tape to see if it plays the same thing again?” It has some gore and frights, but isn’t a seriously scary movie. It’s an odd duck. I give it 3 out of 5 stars.
The Midnight Swim isn’t really a horror movie, and the supernatural plays a low-key, ambiguous role in it, but to me it still felt like solid spooky October viewing. I liked it a lot despite some unclarity near the end. It’s a beautiful movie, and I recommend it. Fangoria liked it, too, and describe it better than I can. I give it 4 or 5 stars out of 5.
If you enter
♫ “E-Man Boogie” by Jimmy Castor Bunch
♫ “E-Man Boogie” by Jimmy Castor Bunch will make you shake your “tambourines” all around!
SCARIEST FOOTAGE OF A GHOST CAUGHT ON CAMERA!!!!
Spooky face in the sky
THIS IS NOT NERMAL
Fight to save the internet (again)
Like or depend on the web? Tell the FCC and your reps TODAY with the rest of us — stand up to the greedheads and censors (it’s easy!):
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Morning Music 2: Funky
Disco, funk, and hip-hop for your alarm clock.
- ♫ “In The Morning” by Carol Douglas
- ♫ “Take Me, Shake Me, Wake Me” by Silver Convention
- ♫ “Get Up, Get Into It and Get Involved” by James Brown
- ♫ “Rise Up” by The Commodores
- ♫ “Sex Machine” by James Brown
- ♫ “Sunrise” by Rose Royce
- ♫ “Get Up” by The Coup feat. Dead Prez
- ♫ “Get Up And Stretch” by [unknown]
- ♫ “Music For Morning People” by Kid Koala
Disco
Funk
Hip-hop
This vid of a grandma’s surprise for her grandson always makes me smile
This vid of a grandma’s surprise for her grandson always makes me smile. :)
Morning Music 1: Mellow
Ambient, chillout, dub, and experimental music for your alarm clock.
- ♫ “Abiogenesis” by Carbon Based Lifeforms
- ♫ “Misty Morning (live edit)” by Cell
- ♫ “Sunrise” by Young American Primitive
- ♫ “Falling Awake” by Shpongle
- ♫ “The Awakening” by Almunia
- ♫ “Wake The Beach” by Cerrone
- ♫ “Rise & Shine Dub” by King Tubby meets Lee Perry
- ♫ “Wide Awake” by Kaitlyn Aurelia Smith
Ambient
Chillout
Dub
Experimental
A terrible misunderstanding during Gallery Walk
A terrible misunderstanding during Gallery Walk.
Rhythm Of Snow
♫ Rhythm Of Snow by Yagya
Good album for today’s weather.
I usually ignore Valentine’s Day, but it seems the best time to post this fantastic video by Ukraine’s drag wonder:
♫ “Ya Popala Na Lubov” by Verka Serduchka